Martin (John Amplas), a young man who looks around 20-years-old, boards a train in Indianapolis, Indiana for New York. At night, he breaks into a sleeping car and sedates a woman with a syringe full of narcotics. She struggles, but he tells her not to struggle or be upset because she wont feel pain. After a few minutes, the woman falls asleep, and Martin has sex with the unconscious woman. Afterwards, he slices her wrists with a razor blade so he can drink her blood. The woman bleeds to death in her sleep.
In the morning, the train stops in Pittsburgh, Pennsylvania where Martin disembarks. He is met by Tata Cuda (Lincoln Maazel) an elderly and hostile old man who claims to be his cousin from the Old World. Together, they travel by another train to the town of Braddock, a dying industrial suburb. They walk to Cuda's large house where he shows Martin his living quarters. Cuda then accuses Martin of being an 84-year-old vampire from his old country. He has taken in Martin because he is family, but tells him, "First I will save your soul. Then I shall destroy you." Martin denies being a vampire and implies that Cuda is merely his uncle rather than his cousin. Cuda then puts up strings of garlic on the doors to his and his granddaughter's room, and then holds up a small cross when Martin approaches him. Martin takes away the cross, and even takes a bite of the garlic mocking these attempts by saying bitterly, "There's no real magic... ever". Cuda tells Martin that he can come and go as he pleases. But he also warns Martin that he will kill him if he kills anyone in Braddock. He also tells Martin to stay away from his granddaughter Christine (Christine Forrest), whom arrives home from her job that evening.
Cuda introduces Christine to Martin, but also warns her to stay away from him. But Christine instead strikes up a friendship with Martin who confides in her about his vampire heritage. When Cuda later confirms Martin's claims to be a vampire, Christine, not surprisingly, refuses to believe either one. She thinks that Cuda and the other members of her family have driven Martin to insanity by making him think that he is a vampire. It is never revealed if Martin really is a vampire, or just a shy and lonely youth with troubled issues. Christine is the only person that Martin gets the courage to talk to. When Christine's boyfriend Arthur (Tom Savini) arrives at the house for dinner, Martin stops talking and backs away despite Arthur's attempt at a conversation. Christine later confides in Martin that she hopes to leave Braddock someday with Arthur, even though Martin points out that Arthur treats her badly and is both verbally and physically abusive towards her.
When Christine sees that Martin won't talk to anyone else, she buys him a phone which he installs in his room. Martin begins to repeatingly call a radio talk show where he describes what it's like to be a vampire. He becomes known on the radio as "the Count" to all the listeners. But the patronizing host (Michael Gornick) thinks he's just crazy.
Martin gets a job at Cuda's grocery store of stocking shelves, hauling boxes around, and even gets to be a delivery boy for some of the customers. One of his customers is a certain Abby Santini (Elyane Nadeau), who becomes taken in with Martin. She is a very friendly young woman who is depressed when she tells Martin that her husband is unfaithful. But Martin still does not have the nerve to talk with her, so she is happy to have someone to confide in with her life problems. Martin phones the radio show host to describe his infatuation with the housewife and senses that she wants to have sex with him. When the radio show host asks Martin if it is a sexual problem that he has involving women criticizing him during sex, Martin replies that he has never had sex with a woman who was awake.
One day, Martin travels by train to outside Braddock to look for victims. At a supermarket, he follows a young woman (Sarah Venable) home to her posh suburban house. He sees the woman's husband (Richard Rubenstein) leave for a long business trip, and Martin decides this would be the right time for more feeding. Martin returns to the house after dark and breaks in through the garage door. But it is Martin who gets the surprise when he bursts into her bedroom to find her in bed with her adulterous lover Lewis (Al Levitsky). After a vicious struggle, Martin jabs both of them with hyprodermic needles with narcotics, and waits for the drugs to take affect. He drags the unconscious body of Lewis from the house to a clump of trees across the street where he kills him by shoving a broken tree branch into his neck and drinks his blood. Martin returns to the house where he has sex with the unconscious woman. But out of compassion and pity, he decides to let her live.
Martin begins to have romantic monochrome visions of his vampire past (real or imagined), where he drained blood from a young woman and was chased through the streets of a nameless European town by a torch-lit mob.
During one Sunday at church, Cuda brings home Father Howard (George A. Romero) who asks him about the possibility of exorcism and demon possession. Father Howard calls upon the elderly Father Zulemans (Clifford Forrest, Jr.) over at Cuda's request. Together, Cuda and Zulemans confront Martin his bedroom and attempt to perform an exorcism on him. At this point, Martin remembers (another real or imaginary flashback), in the Old Country of people trying to perform an exorcism on him, and he flees them. Martin then flees from Cuda and Zuelmas as well. A little later that night, Martin terrorizes Cuda in a children's playground when he puts on a Dracula cape and puts false fangs into his mouth to pretend that he really is a vampire.
One day, Martin finally musters the courage to talk with Mrs. Santini during a routine delivery to her house where he tells her that he's aware of her attempts to seduce him and wants now to have sex with her. After having sex for the first time, Mrs. Santini becomes more depressed for she tells Martin that her husband just left her because she discovered that she cannot bear children, and that her desires towards him are based on sex and nothing else. But Martin wants to stay with her and help her move on with her life. Martin tells the radio show host about his affair with the housewife and that he no longer has the urge to attack other women.
Meanwhile, Arthur meets with Cuda and tells him that he wants Christine to leave town with him so they can get married and start a family. But Christine becomes angry at Cuda when he tells Arthur that insanity runs in their family and he shouldn't consider having children with her. Shortly afterwards, Christine packs up and leaves Braddock for New York with Arthur despite Martin telling her that Arthur is abusive towards her. But her mind is made up. Before leaving, Christine tells Martin that she really has no ill feelings towards him and just wants to make a fresh start with her life. She says goodbye to him and promises to write. But Martin knows that with an abusive and possessive man in Christine's life, she probably won't.
Depressed over losing his one true friend, Martin phones the radio show host and tells him that he's getting "shaky" and wants to go out looking for more victims. That night, Martin travels to a rough crime-ridden area of Pittsburgh and attacks two derelicts in a alley, injecting them with narcotics. He kills one of them by silting the bum's wrist and drinking his blood. Martin is about to kill the second one when a police car shows up and gives chase. Martin narrowly escapes during a long chase on foot which leads from the garbage strew streets and through a local store. Martin runs into an old warehouse where a drug deal is going down. A shootout between the two cops and the three thugs begins where all of them are killed, leaving Martin as the sole survivor who casually walks away from the carnage.
One day, Martin finds Mrs. Santini dead in her bathtub, after she had slit her writs with a razor blade. Martin anonymously calls the police to report the body and leaves. He phones the radio show host one final time to say that he really doesn't need friends or people to talk to for he is his own person. But when Cuda learns about Mrs. Santini's suicide, is mistakenly thinks Martin killed her and made it look like a suicide as he's done before. Cuda walks into Martin's room while he is asleep and kills him by hammering a wooden stake through Martin's heart.
Cuda buries Martin's body in his back garden, while over the closing credits various voices from people are heard talking to the radio show host asking the whereabouts of "the Count".
和死侍一二中间插了一二百个自由人，集齐三巨头各自在新冠贡献烂大片，惊觉他们一个个个真的没离花瓶多远，而且都还不如肌肉拿破仑靓骚。说明像样的剧情和特效起码要有一个，反转完全是为了讲你朝笑话？光靠贱贱犯贱完全不够，可能上下铺是最佳
有史以来我第一次在观影过程中被不是笑点的桥段逗笑了。。。巨石强森演电影真的是个meme了，他所有电影里都要出现jungle，就截个图你都不知道是他哪部电影的。。。这部电影也是少数我还没看之前，就觉得会给三颗星的电影了。
复杂系统就是要讲阴阳相融，相生相克，动态平衡；中心要稳，边缘要放；左手放，右手稳。但是隔一段时间之后就需要调整，右手放，左手稳。而教育培训永远是复杂系统进行边缘创新的核心。所以很多企业都有自己的教育系统，比如此片就相互不断揣测调适，用来培养大家的底线行为、价值观，以及创新能力、自组织能力。
另一个版本的《丛林奇航》，标准的爆米花电影，该有的都有，但也没有更多了。但明显巨石强森和小贱贱的chemistry没有后者和塞缪尔·杰克逊在《王牌保镖》中那样自然强烈。
节奏看着貌似很快，全世界各地跑，然后各种似曾相识的剧情，007、速激、丛林大冒险……热闹之外，其实是无聊。
各种陈词滥调，可能三个演员都太贵了，以至于场景假的都快看不下去，适合吃饭时候随便看一眼，休息大脑。
我自己：听微信语音那里共情了，努力不崩溃，为此已经花了一个学期。
第三视角下有几幕仿佛看到了我妈和我的日常相处模式，突然理解了妈妈的絮叨其实就是她表达爱的方式。以后当自己对妈妈不耐烦的时候，我可能会想到这部电影。
安安全全高高兴兴的看个流畅爆米花，剧情是没有的，嘴炮是满满的，反转是必须的，丛林是要有的，打斗是程序的，片酬是顶尖的，风景是漂亮的，就是片子是没有灵魂的。不过能凑这种卡司拍得不无聊，一百部我都捧场。
像是AI写出来的剧本，告诉它主演名字和题材类型，AI根据演员特性和观众喜好大数据写出来的剧本。 不过盖尔加朵好看就完事儿了 对了，能不能不要对三不管监狱刻板印象了，今年已经看了两个古拉格2.0了。
几个主演之间有点不来电，盖尔加朵就再加一星
对美式话痨越来越审美疲劳。花大价钱请三个红牌，连雇一个优质武指的钱都捉襟见肘。比每一集007还多带我们观赏更多世界风光，可惜全是绿幕和棚景。
5分。网飞超强阵容网络大电影。盖尔·加朵、瑞安·雷诺兹、巨石强森三个大明星在一部电影里演戏给你看，还要啥自行车？看看不太精彩的打斗，没有新意的剧情，不合逻辑的动机，神出鬼没的角色，当你要换台或者要睡着时，看到加朵所有不爽一扫而光。当然了，小贱贱也还是很可爱的。最不喜欢的是，巨石强森居然和加朵有吻戏。剧情上完全没有这个必要，而且他俩没有一点CP感。对了，黄老板客串挺有意思。
和死侍一二中间插了一二百个自由人，集齐三巨头各自在新冠贡献烂大片，惊觉他们一个个个真的没离花瓶多远，而且都还不如肌肉拿破仑靓骚。说明像样的剧情和特效起码要有一个，反转完全是为了讲你朝笑话？光靠贱贱犯贱完全不够，可能上下铺是最佳
DC外传之原来我才是第三者！
好像不管是书里还是电影里，刻画的母亲形象都能让每个人找到参照。明明大家的妈妈都不一样，但每次看“别人的妈妈”都恍惚觉得是在讲自己的故事，或许就像电影名字《关于我妈的一切》，那个我，不是女主，而是每一个被母亲宠爱着的孩子。
和《丛林奇航》一样在各自领域里的俗套电影。
典型商业爆米花片，最后反转真的很生硬，尤其是比起神奇女侠GG，巨石强森明显和死侍RR更有CP感。
一盘棋局，两个“主教”，还有很多“卒”，“反转”
打戏好看，剧情紧凑，对白搞笑。唔虽然剧情上有些bug，三个人也并没有他们想要呈现的那么厉害，但不至于只有6分。
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