这是Richard Lester最好的一个片。
An absurdist classic
This is a wonderful surreal comedy based on the play by Spike Milligan and John Antrobus. You know that it is going to be an odd film right at the beginning, when the opening credits list the cast in order of their height. The film begins with the BBC (Frank Thornton) telling us through the facade of an old television that this is the third, or is it the fourth?, anniversary of the shortest war in history, lasting 2 hours and 28 minutes. England is now a barren landscape, littered with derelict cars and buildings, hills of old boots, broken crockery, and other debris. Forty million people perished and there are only 20 known survivors. The Queen did not survive, and of the 20 known survivors the next in line for the throne is a Mrs Ethel Schroake of 393a High Street, Leytonstone. Among the other survivors are Ralph Richardson (O Lucky Man!) as Lord Fortnum of Alamein, who isn't looking forward to his impending mutation into a bed sitting room. Michael Hordern is Bules Martin, who wears a 18-carat Hovis bread ring. Spike Milligan is a postman who wanders around and delivers some memorable dialogue, for example: "And in come the three bears - the daddy bear said, 'Who's been sleeping in my porridge?' - and the mummy bear said, 'that's no porridge, that was my wife' ". Arthur Lowe is slowly turning into a parrot (which is then eaten by Spike Milligan), while his wife, the owner of her own death certificate, turns into a wardrobe. His daughter is pregnant with a strange creature, which she has held inside her for seventeen months. Peter Cook and Dudley Moore are a pair of policemen who perpetually tell the others to "keep moving!". Moore growls a lot and turns into a dog at the end. Marty Feldman is a wellington-boot-wearing nurse. It's a hilarious, absurdist treat, and one of my treasured filmic pleasures.
感动的点居然是其他虫的剧情。马奎尔版的彼得到了那个年纪，加菲版的彼得某种程度上救了那个女孩……另外本片的核心动机居然是帮两个朋友上MIT，就很无语……
感觉是编剧的锅啊，为了把三个蜘蛛侠同框再来一把怀旧，强行编了个毫无逻辑的故事，从没有这么讨厌蜘蛛侠过，真是作天作地，好想打死他
没想到汇聚了三代反派，依然敌不过主角的邪恶度。
挺离谱的，原来反派都可以“治好”的，那全部的超英电影折腾来折腾去都在干啥呀。我喜欢超英类型的，却对蜘蛛侠系列前两代都无感，第三代和MCU衔接了以及荷兰弟帅到我审美上才开始看。三蛛同框虽然不是粉丝但也有激动起来。但内核幼稚还是很难打高分。
挖空心思强行三代同框的吸睛之举，怎么还会写出如此土的出场方式来引出重聚。玩梗顶多插科打诨的回忆，狠虐加菲才是拿手的把戏，只是荷兰弟三部努力被相衬地不值一提，最后还得接着做毒液的嫁衣。
三代人设真的看得气死。多大的人了？小学生么？这都前前后后出过多少事了，毫无成长。人设太扯，白白糟蹋了三蛛同框。
远征>归来>无归。荷兰弟目前三部蜘蛛侠里最差的，为7张情怀角色牌打通三代蜘蛛侠加一星，但一手好牌打成这副模样真的让人无语。
三虫同框其实被剧透得差不多了，当初预告出来蜥蜴人被空气踢的那一脚就已经有粉丝分析过，然而马律师出场的一分钟是真的惊喜！放过小虫吧，这么善良可爱的崽，虽然中二幼稚又圣母得让人想打他，但还是舍不得看他被大人的世界磕得鼻青脸肿。加菲虫接住MJ的那一刻简直爆哭。港真，荷兰虫算是生在了好时代，铁人爹不在了还有奇异爹，有爹真好。一代穷，二代苦，三代有爹是团宠。
故事就是典型的为了帮几个坏人放下屠刀，不管不顾不理会无数无辜的人的生命安危，美其名曰：我是超级英雄，我道德高尚，这是我的责任。这让身为普通人的我对这个故事理解无能；三代蜘蛛侠同框，是一个很美好的想法。
连带着奇异博士和王和章鱼博士和麻省理工招生办老师都失了智。
果然只适合影院一遍过 可以想象当大家看到三虫陆续登场的集体欢呼场面
不如把这部电影名字改成《论男圣母婊的作死行为大赏》。太爱凸显自己青春无敌热情善良的蜘蛛侠，拜托三部了还这个套路是个人都会看腻的好吗。成长了半天回到原点这是，还非要强塞告诉我只顾眼前没有大局观的三观是正确的是吗？
澳门英皇戏院，2022年第一部电影。还可以，虽然感觉蜘蛛侠还是有点圣母……
Andrew Garfield deserves better. We deserve more Andrew Garfield.
看到一半差点气死 幸好加菲现身及时 所以现在拍电影都不用讲人物动机和角色逻辑了吗 糟心 两星给托比和加菲
感动的点居然是其他虫的剧情。马奎尔版的彼得到了那个年纪，加菲版的彼得某种程度上救了那个女孩……另外本片的核心动机居然是帮两个朋友上MIT，就很无语……
等了这么久，就这？除了情怀一无是处，这两星都是给加菲和托比的。这部剧情简直大无语，能力越大责任越大，是没错，但你是不是对自己的能力有点误会？人家是supervillain要你来fix？梅也是自作自受。瞧瞧你都干了点啥吧，小蜘蛛，许愿之前能不能想清楚？奇异博士也是开玩笑呢吧，这种事情也能出错，还有最后明明还是可以保留亲人记得自己，非要全世界不记得你，什么烂本子。
每一版蜘蛛侠，都在这一部里用自己的方式弥补了自己版本的遗憾。
No plot at all. It's not a film. It's just a 148-minute extended easter egg for old spider-man fans.
2022-03-18 哪怕是粉丝一晚上写十个大纲，也很难有一个糟糕成现在这样。
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